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9:04pm September 2, 2014

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

8:08pm September 2, 2014

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7:12pm September 2, 2014
  • Sirius: *Writing a letter to James*
  • Sirius: Deer James
  • Lily: It's Dear
  • Sirius: No it isn't
6:15pm September 2, 2014

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

5:19pm September 2, 2014

peace-out-little-munchkins:

troyethehotboy18:

sorry to break it to you all but being a fan of someone is not a competition, in competitions there are losers and winners, but in a fandom there are only losers and it’s all of us

THIS IS GOLDEN

4:22pm September 2, 2014
  • 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
  • Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
  • Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
  • Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
3:26pm September 2, 2014

punkbread:

*lies awake at night wondering why im so cute*

2:30pm September 2, 2014

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

1:34pm September 2, 2014
Anonymous asked: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

12:47pm September 2, 2014
citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.

citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.